This morning, I received three emails from the same person. In all three of them, this person requested that I respond “as soonerly as possible.”
So, I’m trying to decide if I need to drive to the Oklahoma state line and shoot out a quick email, or if I should wait until I’m in Tulsa in a couple of weeks and respond then.
I just don’t feel right about responding now, in Missouri, you know, without the Sooners backing me.
Journey to Print 
I think (just in case this isn’t obvious to the rest of the universe already) that “soonerly” needs to be added to some official Banned Words List.
oh my…i don’t know how i feel about that. and i just got an email from my ex. minister at work asking me to proof an article for “grammar and speling errors”